If there were billions and trillions of mosquitos amassed and sitting
all lined up for several miles on a paved road, the entire worlds population of
mosquitos, all tricked into congregating there by the hundreds and billions of
trillions.
If in front of these oblivious brainless insects on the road was a steam
roller and I was sitting behind the wheel of the big machine so If I decide
to act, and act quickly, perhaps I can drive the steam roller over each and
every last one of them exterminating their scourge from the earth and freeing
humanity for happier days.
If i put the key in the ignition and start the engine and begin to put the
steam roller in gear and suddenly some earth loving, insect worshiping, lover of
"all life", even these grotesque malaria ridden mosquitos, hollers out in
horror.
"DON'T DO IT DONALD! THINK ABOUT THEIR POOR BABY’S! THEY HAVE FEELINGS
TOO!"
I'd shed a few tears yes I won’t lie but despite the tears of remorse I’d
crank the shift in drive anyway and run down those blood suckers splattering
their species guts out all over the asphalt! I'd not leave one of them bastards
alive!
She'd be hollering out as I mowed them down "EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" as I broke out in
hilarious and morbid laughter.
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